I am totally horrified that I am sharing this story with all of you (good thing I only have 3 followers!) but this was my morning...Some background first: my dog can be an a-hole and from time to time he craps in the house.  Disgusting, I know, but he's little and it's usually in the middle of the night so I kind of blame myself.  Now, recently he's been really stepping up his a-hole game, since about the time we brought home his little brother, and I've been threatening to make him a garage dog, permanently.  So, this morning Chance disappears so I head off to look for him.  I turn around to see him walking out of his room to hand me...yep, you guessed it...POOP!!!  DOG POOP!!!  And I can neither confirm nor deny the fact that he may have TASTED IT!  Here I am worried about the MMR vaccine while my kid is playing with dog poop...geez...  So, after that sales pitch, anyone want a chihuahua?!!