I am totally horrified that I am sharing this story with all of you (good thing I only have 3 followers!) but this was my morning...Some background first: my dog can be an a-hole and from time to time he craps in the house. Disgusting, I know, but he's little and it's usually in the middle of the night so I kind of blame myself. Now, recently he's been really stepping up his a-hole game, since about the time we brought home his little brother, and I've been threatening to make him a garage dog, permanently. So, this morning Chance disappears so I head off to look for him. I turn around to see him walking out of his room to hand me...yep, you guessed it...POOP!!! DOG POOP!!! And I can neither confirm nor deny the fact that he may have TASTED IT! Here I am worried about the MMR vaccine while my kid is playing with dog poop...geez... So, after that sales pitch, anyone want a chihuahua?!!